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Top jokes for kids!


This is our selection of top funny jokes for children

16 top jokes for kids

Kids love to hear and make their own jokes – some are pretty terrible! – You’ve been warned…

Most kids love jokes – some children’s jokes are so cheesy and might barely get a smirk or a light-hearted sigh or groan from an adult – the same joke can make a child roll around on the ground in fits of laughter – or leave them scratching their heads and trying to wrap their mind around the cheesy logic of the joke.

Kids jokes can be hilarious, or just so terribly bad that it hurts!


1. What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

– A walkie-talkie!


kids jokes - riddle - centipede and parrot



2. Where do astronauts hang out?

– At a space bar!


kids jokes - riddle - astronaut, spacebar


3. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

– Any kind, a house can’t jump!


kids jokes - riddle - Dinosaur jump


4. What has a bottom at the top?

– Your legs!


kids jokes - riddle - bottom at the top


5. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

– Because all the rest are ‘weak’ days!


kids jokes - riddle - strongest days of the week


6. Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?

– Because he was stuffed!


kids jokes - riddle - stuffed teddy bear


7. How does a lion like his meats?

– ‘Roarrrrrr!’


kids jokes - riddle - lion eat roar meat


8. ‘Knock knock’ – ‘Who’s there?’ – ‘Cowsgo – ‘Cowsgo who?

– ‘No they don’t, they go MOO!’


kids jokes - riddle - cows go moo


9. How do you make a tissue dance?

– You put a little boogey in it!


kids jokes - riddle - what's a booger


10. ‘Knock knock’ – ‘Who’s there?’ – ‘Figs’ – ‘Figs who?’

– ‘Figs the doorbell it’s broken!’


Knock knock - kids jokes - riddle - Figs


11. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

– Nobody!’


kids jokes - riddle - Skeleton contest


12. Two goldfish were in a tank… 

– One says to the other, ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’


kids jokes - riddle - two goldfish tank


13. What type of plates do they use in space?

– Flying saucers!


kids jokes - riddle - flying saucers


14. What did the duck say after he went shopping?

– Put it on my bill!


kids jokes - riddle - what did the duck say


15. Why are ghosts such bad liars?

– Because you can see right through them!


Why are ghosts bad liars? Kids joke


16. And our favourite joke featuring Snoop Dogg!

– Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle!


Joke of the day - Snoop Dogg

 Share a sense of humour and get your kids reading books at the same time. A great opportunity for memory training as they learn even more cheesy jokes! Check out these hilarious joke books aimed at the kiddies

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